What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
farters have to be the big spoon...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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