That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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