dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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