I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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