I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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