Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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