tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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