Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize
