? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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