Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
there is glitter all over my balls
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