At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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