some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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