can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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