Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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