This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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