their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
