Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You ruined the universe
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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