I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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