it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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