No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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