New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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