it wasn't lemon gatorade
You can't motorboat a personality
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My vagina is officially offended.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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