if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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