i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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