Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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