what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
