office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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