How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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