Can Purell be used as lube?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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