She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
