Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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