Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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