She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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