Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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