Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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