So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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