Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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