I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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