hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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