Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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