I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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