Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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