: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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