id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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