Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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