Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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