worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish you could order shots online.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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