it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
