i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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