i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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