butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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