Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
