he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
should my penis look like a turkey
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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