Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
